Barbi stories teaser.
Excerpts from Barbi's action verb resume:
- Hired by o.r.g.* as his sycophant
- Earned employee of the year for smelling so good
- Teamed with o.r.g. to convince Mrs. Engineer she needed to earn another degree to get a future job
- Acquired authority on the hiring committee that gave Mrs. Engineer's job to Mrs. Homely
- Libeled female coworkers with model families and impressive degrees
- Known as a cackler at the coffee machine and to bounce them at adversaries during training labs
- Expert demonstrator of the messy hair arriving to the meeting late with manager attention getting technique
- Became department lead after engaging with o.r.g. for years in eyebrow-raising activities
- Adopted an error ridden software package causing distress to team members for a year
- Announced a marriage that was then called off propelling referenced libeling to the next level 
- Negotiated a special leave of absence to work at a university several tiers above self-earned 
More content drafting, I promise. 
*old retired guy (married, empty nester, being "useful" in a post-retirement job)